Does bear sh*t hit fans in the woods?

I’ve been hibernating and regained consciousness, what do i wake to? A f*cking shitstorm, and guess what? We’re are all invited. GLOBAL? This is GLOBAL? The Nikkei is up 96 points right now and no one cares? Jesus, what time is it? I’ll have to get my claws around this one… give me a few days. I’ll be damned if this crap went down. I had a hedge against honey futures this year and planned to go WAY short – looks like the sh*t hit the fern this time and I’m WAY outta luck, not like this Madoff fellow – I bet that human is getting more bears than he can shake a stick at. Serves him right… for getting caught.

Godamn Surplus

I haven’t had the hide to speak about the market lately, it’s a bloody mess and picked the right month to do it. Did you hear about Zero the polar bear trapped in his moat in Milwaukee? That’s how I feel… crushed under the weight of all this financial stress. It hasn’t been a fun ride and a real slippery slope.. but what do us bears do when we fall down? We get back up again. And Roooaaarrr!

Dow	8,990.96	-74.16	-0.82%
Nasdaq	1,657.21	+7.74	+0.47%
S&P 500	930.09	-10.42	-1.11%
10 Yr Bond(%)	3.87%	+0.05

Stocks plunge. Hunter promoted to VP

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(Fairbanks, Alaska) Today was a mixed bag. On one paw I’m elated that an Alaskan has been recognized for a lengthy career in animal rights and environmentalism; then on the other paw – I’m sick with grief over the markets dropping before a holiday weekend. What gives America? Not only is the GOP selection of Sarah Palin good for mammals, it’s good for predators like us bears! I hope that we can wake up from the endemic hibertaion and bear hug someone with a killer instinct like Palin, if only Michael Dell had those kind of balls these days I would be trading short. At any rate, enjoy your holiday – you work hard all year to reap the one vacation, called labor day, then it’s back to work for the hurd, pack, hive, or whatever clan you want to identify with, GOP or otherwise.

 

• US
• EUROPE
• ASIA

Dow	11,543.55	-171.63	-1.47%
Nasdaq	2,367.52	-44.12	-1.83%
S&P 500	1,282.82	-17.86	-1.37%
10 Yr Bond(%)	3.8130%	+0.0180

Light, Sweet Crude.

As thick as honey and as dark and cave puddles. Light Sweet continues to intrigue me. What does it taste like? How can we refine it, where are these factories? Can we make more.

 

 Oil prices plummeted Tuesday, down as much as $9.26 a barrel, as investors feared a further decline in U.S. demand after hearing comments from Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke.

Light, sweet crude fell $7.37 to $137.81 a barrel in electronic trading on the New York Mercantile Exchange. Earlier, prices dipped as low as $135.92, nearly $11 below the day’s high.

So suck on that Wall Street.

Daily Market Update with Teddy Bear

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TIMMY’S ROOM, CANTON OHIO–”Moody says JPMorgan is unaffected by a certain recent buyout, I am though, plum tuckered. All this he-said she-said, bear-bull has got me frumpy. I wish I could visit the Hoover Dam, but I’m stuck in a f**king playroom.” >>>More

Market summary   Mar 25 – Close Dow 12,532.60 -16.04 (-0.13%) Nasdaq 2,341.05 +14.30 (0.61%) S&P 500 1,352.99 +3.11 (0.23%)   10y bond 3.50% +0.02 (0.57%) USD-Euro 0.640 -0.0094 (-1.446%) USD-Yen 100.020 -0.5700 (-0.567%) USD-GBP 0.499 -0.0052 (-1.037%)

Daily Market Update with Chicago Bear

CHICAGO–First off… make clear Clear Channel happen. What is this BS? I want a full market report in my den in ten, New York is Going to have my hide! How many advertising dollars do I have to dish out? What is McCain straight talkin’ about today? The man is a hunter. We have to look past the party, we have to make deals happen, so sign on the line which is dotted!

Good Morning Wall Street.

NEW YORK– “A glut of foreclosed homes is starting to drive down U.S. home prices as lenders put more properties on the market and buyers show signs of interest. The ability of lenders to manage this fire sale will be crucial to determining how long the housing market stays in the dumps. If I may add my own personal opinion, I think this interest should be higher, who is kidding who? We make the best products in the world, got the most bombs, and its almost time for those damn yankees to take to the field, play ball America! Rarrrr!”

Mercy Flush & Market Update

NEW YORK–J.P. Morgan Chase has agreed to quintuple the price it will pay for Bear Stearns to $10 a share, hoping to stem criticism that the banking giant was getting too sweet a deal to snap up the ailing investment bank.

DJIA*	12548.64	187.32	1.52%
Nasdaq*	2326.75	68.64	3.04%
S&P 500*	1349.88	20.37	1.53%
Russell*	701.28	19.86	2.91%
10-YR Note*	3.558%	-1 26/32	-1.79%

Rarrr – Let’s have a hell of a week.

(New York) Stern Bears has built itself on its power, pride, and quick underhand claws. We aim to continue this behaviors throughout the quarter as we push to give Chase everything they dreamed of. We have a new den and a new home. So now that everyone is awake from hibernation (Chicago Bear!)

We can work together to deliver fast, accuarte market updates without all this bicker from our cast of characters here at stern bears. Lets the 2nd quarter begin, and remember that Stern Bears is always number one. Now go get some of that scratch! -Stern Bears CEO

Daily Market update with Stern Bears

(>>>Go To Original Post) WALL STREET– This is the final update for Friday, March 21st, 2008. I would politely ask that Monkey get off the Stern Bears Blog and don’t make me ask you again. Have a good holiday weekend everyone. Rarrr!

Dow	12,361.32	261.66
Nasdaq	2,258.11	48.15
S&P 500	1,329.51	31.09
10 YR	3.33%	-0.03
Oil	$101.84	$-0.70
Gold	$920.00	$-25.30