The Market According to Stern Bears

Stocks plunge. Hunter promoted to VP

August 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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(Fairbanks, Alaska) Today was a mixed bag. On one paw I’m elated that an Alaskan has been recognized for a lengthy career in animal rights and environmentalism; then on the other paw – I’m sick with grief over the markets dropping before a holiday weekend. What gives America? Not only is the GOP selection of Sarah Palin good for mammals, it’s good for predators like us bears! I hope that we can wake up from the endemic hibertaion and bear hug someone with a killer instinct like Palin, if only Michael Dell had those kind of balls these days I would be trading short. At any rate, enjoy your holiday – you work hard all year to reap the one vacation, called labor day, then it’s back to work for the hurd, pack, hive, or whatever clan you want to identify with, GOP or otherwise.

 

Dow 11,543.55 -171.63 -1.47%
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Nasdaq 2,367.52 -44.12 -1.83%
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S&P 500 1,282.82 -17.86 -1.37%
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10 Yr Bond(%) 3.8130% +0.0180
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