Does bear sh*t hit fans in the woods?

I’ve been hibernating and regained consciousness, what do i wake to? A f*cking shitstorm, and guess what? We’re are all invited. GLOBAL? This is GLOBAL? The Nikkei is up 96 points right now and no one cares? Jesus, what time is it? I’ll have to get my claws around this one… give me a few days. I’ll be damned if this crap went down. I had a hedge against honey futures this year and planned to go WAY short – looks like the sh*t hit the fern this time and I’m WAY outta luck, not like this Madoff fellow – I bet that human is getting more bears than he can shake a stick at. Serves him right… for getting caught.